Fall in love with me and let me break your heart.

n-nightingale:

Working in customer service

(Source: starlords, via thymegatampon)

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bonerfart:

Me: my son is so tiny i must have the tiniest son in the world

Doctor: this is a regular sized baby, i don’t think you understand how babies work

Me: I love my tiny son

(via specialrainbowunicorn)

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muppetmayhem:

icantbelieveijoined:

trevorstmcgoodbody:

badtvblog:

Don’t watch this if you’re soaked in gasoline because it will warm your heart and you will burn to death and die.

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THE END

Friendly reminder classic moments like these with the kids are entirely unscripted.

(Source: videohall, via urbanclictionary)

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Word Story by P.P. (via bl-ossomed)

(via fiftyshadesofpinkxx)

He liked her with long hair so she cut it short.
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otaku-with-the-tardis:

Everyone has that one class where they walk in and immediately want to commit mass homicide

(via retiredjesus)

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2 days ago

spyyy:

reifaun:

your body is 93% stardust so dont give up little star (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧

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(via thymegatampon)

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